Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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