I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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