Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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