thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I FOUND THE LEGS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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