it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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