Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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