Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
be right there i have to get my cape
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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