thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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