it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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