Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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