i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
