I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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