Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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