Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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