But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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