covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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