we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
