I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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