I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
