Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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