question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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