Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
