There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
