I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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