Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This toilet bowl is my home.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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