All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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