My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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