Small penises have feelings too.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
