Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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