we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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