Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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