As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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