I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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