i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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