Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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