Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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