They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hippo gnu deer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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