Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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