it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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