will power is for people who don't want to get laid
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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