That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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