I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just had sex bonerless
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think people are normalizing furries
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