Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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