He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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