This dress was meant to end up on your floor
home. puking in laundry basket.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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