i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
