My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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