I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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