The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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