thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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